Monday, September 29, 2014

Why we did this

Over the last week, all over Cambodia many of the pagodas and temples have been brimming with activity. I'll explain it as ancestor's day. You make offerings of food and money to pay respect to those that have gone before you, and to hopefully help them along in their journey through the afterlife.
Businesses close down, people return to their province or hometown to be near family. Pchum Ben has been a staple of my life even back in San Diego where Phan tries to gather up her sisters (some more willing participants than others) and go to the local temple on 52nd street.
Phan and I, on the other hand, took this opportunity to travel to our closest neighbor to the East, Vietnam. We joined two other teachers from work and set out for Halong Bay by way of Hanoi. Hooner was graciously taken in by a few other colleagues, so we knew he would be well looked after in our absence.

We flew out a few hours after work let out last Friday on board Vietnam Airlines (Nice, real airline, only 43 people on the flight, so we ate, drank and were merry enjoying a row to ourselves)
One of our traveling partner's bags did not arrive with our flight, so we waited around, began the lost and found process, after some time, a voice loudly speaks over a nearby walkie talkie and we are told that our bag might be here now. Troy and I start walking, and the walk turns into a light jog, soon we are in full sprint recreating our ritual of racing at the end of our morning runs. We get to the next desk and YELP in happiness at the sight of Shannon being reunited with her bag. We are weightless for a moment, and know that good mojo must be right around the corner.Shannon was most relieved, because all she had carried on was a PB&J (which I ate) and a book.

Finally, after some delay we arrive at the Rising Dragon Villa Hotel, Phan and I were upgraded to the deluxe room which came fully loaded with romance.
Grrr Baby!

We hit the streets that night looking for trouble, and desperately in need of some dong. Its about midnight by this time and we're at a sidewalk establishment drinking 75 cent Tiger Beer.
(Then things got weird)
Several travelers at various stages of intoxication, and a taxi full of Nigerians pull up at our non-descript watering hole. I'll be honest, all I could think about when I saw the Nigerians was,"how are they going to steal my identity'? ( I know its bad, just being honest) They turned out to be engineering students that had just as many stereotypes for us. At one point, after learning that Phan and I were from California, they all began singing Tupac's California Love in unison. They were great! We continued our reveling until the police showed up and a funny dance began. Police roll up with their truck loaded full of dudes, and immediately the businesses begin "closing" stacking up chairs meant for small children, and half-heartedly shewing us away saying "no more beer" some others in the know assured us that if we play it cool they'll( the cops) will go away. Sure enough after taking a few steps and acting like we were "leaving" the police moved on, and the doors to the business were rolled back up, shouts of "more beer" rang through the quiet streets of Hanoi. 
That tactic worked for about half an hour until the police returned (themselves at various stages of intoxication) but this time they meant business. Wielding the latest in whistle technology they deftly dispersed the crowd of suckling expats off into the night.
(Then things got weirder)
Through the magic of Troy we make an impression on an Englishmen who claims to know his way around the bars of Hanoi. After a few minutes stumbling through the streets he says ( in a drunken English accent)  " yeah thinkthisisit". Keep in mind that we are on an empty street, in the middle of the night now and we're standing at one of those metal roll up doors, like on the back of a U-haul or a factory or something and with two distinct knocks, we hear SHHHHHHHH!!! coming from inside. A few moments the later the rolling door begins to rise to reveal a second more standard looking wooden inner door, closed up tight, it opens ever so slightly and we file in. Not knowing exactly what we've got ourselves into, the door closes behind us, and the party continues, apparently every caucasian within the greater Hanoi metropolitan area knows about this place and we are immersed in not culture, but sweaty, drunk disgusting.....and the party continues. every so often the music would be turned low and we'd be told to shhh as other fellow heathens would sneak in or out. So I hardly have room to get my groove on, after ordering outrageously overpriced beer to the tune of $2 a pop we decide that we have a big day ahead of us, wait for the next pause, and pour out into the street.

Up early the next morning for a 4 hour bus ride to Cat Ba island in Halong Bay. Taxi to bus station, bus 1 to hai phong, sit around 10 minutes eat pastries, bus 2 to speed boat, speed boat to bus 3, bus 3 to Cat Ba harbor. After 5+ hours we arrive at this island that is surprisingly a lot like Kauai, beautiful lush green cliffs, small two lane road, beautiful water. 

We find some Pho & Rocketfuel
and try to figure out where we'll stay for the night.
We settle on this:
5th floor
A/C 
Fridge
En Suite Bathroom
TV
and this incredible view.


All for $8 a night, I love Vietnam!

Over the next few days we rent a moped
Climb a Mountain

Check out Phan's Hiking Shoes
These are two of the fakest smiles you'll ever see. It was hot and miserable!

Take a full day cruise through Halong Bay


 Chopsticks, don't ask me.
 I borrowed some womens sunglasses so I figured why fight it
 Phan, Shannon, and our adopted friend Abbey(she's Welsh)
 My sweety, relaxing.
Swimming Spot, Troy thought it'd be a good idea to swim across the channel on the right to another little beach, it turned out to be much farther then it looked. I was satisfied that Troy swallowed water on the return trip as penance for leading us astray.
Kayaked through some caves
 Notice Phans paddle never gets wet, but somehow our boat moves, hmm.
He's laughin, he's havin a good time

 Silly white people

 Jedi Mind Tricks

 Friendly Sea Creatures

Kayak through these caves

Go into an actual cave, not really my favorite thing in the world, its like a cave.


More Great Photos
 Fancy Panorama

 One of my favorite pictures



Lookin out my backdoor

 Me and my Boo

I love her, always have


Monkey Business


 The Crew

Toes


Saturday, September 13, 2014

Success

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Phan started teaching Kindergarten
After a few days she got sick for a week.
Whooping the students of Australian Pacific International School into shape!
Not sure if she's stumbled onto a 2nd career just yet, but she might go back next week.

Still haven't bought a moped, been ok without it so far, we'll see. I thought it would be essential, but thus far, we're not doing too bad without one

My work is going well, really no complaints, very fortunate and thankful for the opportunity to be a teacher here.

Another buddy from work moved into our little condo community, we now represent 1/3 of the community population.

We are flying to Hanoi on the 19th and then taking a bus to Halong Bay for some relaxing,sightseeing, kayaking, etc. Want to spend a day in Hanoi going to museums or just seeing the sights, with Khoi was going with us

It is the middle of rainy season and so far it hasn't been too bad here, no flooding to speak of, some heavy downpours at times, haven't had too much trouble yet. This time 3 years ago the whole town was under two feet of water.


Adjusting

I think we have made the transition, we are living a pretty routine life here, work, dinner, watch some TV or read a book and go to sleep.

 I've been running in the mornings. 2-3 times a week, probably get into the half marathon scheduled for December.

Starting to be less dependent on the A/C, haven't turned it on in almost 2 weeks. 

Drinking some beer here and there, currently on a dark beer kick, guiness, angkor extra stout, kingdom dark, all very tasty and completely different then the prototype pee in a can angkor,beer loa, anchor, abc beer, phnom pehn beer, bayon beer, tiger, singha, ganzberg among others ( Not that I drink a lot)

If your interested I'll email you an opinion piece on expats drinking whilst abroad.
It's a story of repression, climate, and economics. Really fascinating stuff.

There is something to do every night, the friends we've made over here are very interested in the social scene and getting out and enjoying each others company. Usually its dinner and a drink or two, they will routinely stay out into the early morning hours. I can do it here and there, but every weekend, come on man. (Insert old joke here)

Ice Bucket Challenges have been outlawed in Cambodia, mainly due to a lack of ice, To my challengers, I'm sorry, but rest assured that on a daily basis I take the buckets of sweat challenge, It seems like it may be catching on in San Diego after seeing the weather reports there.

I'll leave you with the latest development in Hooner's storied escapades. We went to the local DVD shop, where they sell nothing but officially licensed digital copies of American TV and Movies for the low price of $1.50. Anyway, this chick was all over him, he was playing hard to get, but he's been asking to go back there ever since, he was running sprints at the park and was less reluctant then usual to take a shower. Puppy Love, she's only 5 months old and already bigger then him, she's half chihuahua, so for them to meet this far from Mexico, seems like it is meant to be. 

















We're approaching our 90 day mark here in Cambodia.
The transition has been easier then anticipated.

While the honeymoon period in Siem Reap is drawing to a close,
The routines that have developed are mostly healthy, somewhat active and 

MOST IMPORTANTLY

a departure/escape from normalcy

 

Friday, September 12, 2014

9 12 44

Through the magic of the interweb, phan and I were able to sing happy birthday to my Dad with the rest of the family back home. It was pretty special.

The Kid
at 70


they don't love you, like I love you

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