The Following Events Take Place Between 6:49 and 7:00 AM.
Somebody's got a case of the Mondays....and I'm loving every minute of it
Phan: Is it time for you to go to school?
Steve: Huh?
Steve: Shit
(Steve with a priceless look on his face) runs into the bathroom, hair, mouthwash.
runs to closet shirt, pants belt, shoes.
Steve: I gotta go
Phan: Did Troy leave already, don't forget your backpack.
Peddle, Peddle Peddle if Cambodians knew what a cholo was, they would have been laughing, had time for just the top button so it was a very breezy ride.
Call to Troy:
Troy: I thought you were already on the bus
Steve: Hold the bus I'm 2 minutes out.
Disconnected
Peddle, Peddle, Peddle, throw the bike into the lot, can't see the bus, sprint the last 100 yards, turn the corner, cross Highway 6, while buttoning my shirt and..........
MADE IT!!!!!!!!
Troy and Vichea (in top 5 for my favorite Cambodians living in Cambodia) held the bus for me.
AMPED, it takes the whole bus ride to throttle down. The bus pulls up to school, I stand to tuck in my sweat drenched shirt, and this is when I realize that I forgot one important thing.............
BOXERS!!!
Sub 4 minute mile, sound barrier, bike ride to Caltex
Experts put the course at 10 minutes in normal conditions. there have been rumors that one guy did a sub 9 minute ride in 2011, this one came in at 7 minutes, needless to say a personal best and new world record, was contacted by the Smithsonian this week about my place in History.
A Legend is Born
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